So spouse and I finally started our brand-new, much-anticipated level 1 body building program lifted from the pages (ACTUAL PAPER PAGES, I MEAN) of the circa 1985 Encyclopedia of Bodybuilding written by Arnold Schwarzenegger.
This mint condition volume was purchased by aforementioned spouse back in “the day” and was recently unearthed so that we may somehow inject a little more excitement, PIZZAZZ if you will, into our otherwise somewhat slacking and also boring workout routine.
We started last night with 32 sets, and continued tonight with another 30 or so. I’m not sure how I’m going to lift the blow dryer tomorrow. Or drive. Or possibly scratch my ass. But I feel pretty good.
We’ll do 6 days a week with a break in the middle, 3 days one, one off, three on. Until we’re mostly or partly dead, or super skinny, or so offensively bitchy that people beg us to STOP PLEASE FOR CRYING OUR LOUD. We’ll see how it goes.