Flying the Flag

Happy February, Sober Blog Citizens! Well, the US Presidential Inauguration day has come and gone and so I want to take this opportunity to apologize to THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD.  I’M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THIS. WE’LL TRY TO DO BETTER NEXT TIME. Please bear with us for four years (or less!! Please let it be … More Flying the Flag

Cape Horn (+ writing)

Originally posted on Jenny Bruso:
“I look around and try to notice everything I possibly can, something I do when I need to get out of my head. Drenched neon mosses and licorice ferns growing off every alder trunk. The remaining leaves, a yellow deserving of new definition. The fog swirls thicker. Gratitude for green.…

Resentmentz…I Haz Dem

Little LOLCat throwback for ya there. So I’ve started and discarded (kinda rhymes!) several posts which never made it to print– ya know, virtually speaking. Frankly, I’ve been somewhat pissed off lately and I’m trying to deal with that in a *ahem* mature manner. I have of late been metaphorically injured by several cruel events, … More Resentmentz…I Haz Dem

Buying, Selling, Eating and of Course..the Beach

Hello Sober Blog Citizens!! It is I. I have completed three months of real estate transaction torture and an ass-busting work schedule *whine, pule, cry* . It’s been a while, so I think I’ll just launch into a Quarterly Sober Wrap Up aaaaaand HEREWEGO: CRYING INTO MY LA CROIX OVER MY FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS Work … More Buying, Selling, Eating and of Course..the Beach

Up Too Late and I’m Probably Going to Eat Something I Shouldn’t

So I’m up REALLY LATE. And if I had gone to bed when I was tired two hours ago I wouldn’t be contemplating the candy bars that are in the garage. SO THAT’S WHAT I GET. Today was another day brought to you (well not YOU, really) by Sobriety. Spouse and I banged out not … More Up Too Late and I’m Probably Going to Eat Something I Shouldn’t

Can Barely Lift Arms To Type…

So spouse and I finally started our brand-new, much-anticipated level 1 body building program lifted from the pages (ACTUAL PAPER PAGES, I MEAN) of the circa 1985 Encyclopedia of Bodybuilding written by Arnold Schwarzenegger. This mint condition volume was purchased by aforementioned spouse back in “the day” and was recently unearthed so that we may somehow inject a … More Can Barely Lift Arms To Type…